January 2012
WHO INVITES 8TH GRADERS TO A PARTY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
my friend and i are dying were at a party and this kid invited like 10 8th graders o my god
im going to a dumb party bye
my new years resolution is to become a fat squirrel and to eat a pinecone as a fat squirrel
1612th:
that cat also has to use to treadmill for like an hour a week on 1mph so he doesn’t die of obesity
afjdsiklmvjgaertilrskdf
getsometowels:
everyone hates every year
wasnt snooki supposed to be dropped in the ball or something last year i wish it exploded
gossipgran:
claire is still dead
-alex
precumbabies2:
i now wish i was a fat squirrel instead of just fat
December 2011
*is fat squirrel*
*eats a nut*
*rolls in a bush*
radjew asked: are you actually a fat squirrel?
bipch:
why do we watch a ball drop on new years
are we watching this new year become a man or
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watevvr replied to your post: wow i get to go to my neighbors with all of my fag…
me 2 how baout we ditch and we han gout with our cats for the new year
sounds like 2 plan 2 me
wow i get to go to my neighbors with all of my fag neighbors cant wait!!
gossipgran:
*throws up because I don’t look like alex*
*dies because im not you*
fffcuk replied to your post: istock photos are getting just as bad as memes…
i used to have a side blog called ist0ckphoto and posted them with funny captions and i had like 20,000 followers on it but then i deleted and it deleted along with my blog
o my god
istock photos are getting just as bad as memes stop
this has been a public service announcement
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
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beyoncebeytwice:
me on new years eve
11:00 pm
11:30 pm
11:45 pm
11:59 pm
12 am on new years day
12:05 am
while at the rich people mall i have noticed that there was an excessive amount of asian women with white men
“this is cute isnt it”
– my mom talking about silverware
how to steal alcohol from your parents ft. me happy new years eve
LARGE BLACK MEN FOLLOED ME AROUND THE LOUIS STORE
this just in my mom didnt know eyelash curlers existed
wow maybe ill take my picture in front of chanel how chanel haha get it comedy gold
im in the fancy mall they have rich people stores i belong in the outlets
isnt fendi a car
ok bye im going to a rich people mall to pretend i can afford things in chanel etc
my dog: *rolls in her poop*
my dog: *runs into my room and sits on my pillow*
when i was little i thought the ball dropping was this huge dramatic thing where it like bounced off the ground or something and then when i stayed up to watch the ball drop i was so pissed and disappointed because it doesnt even do anything it moves slowly down a building wtf
imthedad:
CooL tips for TEENS!!
1. Never be a Girl in the presence of NERDSs!!
2. ALawayS KILL NERDS
h0mosimpson:
no mum i can’t get out of bed before 12 i have the emo
watevvr:
cuz when ur 15 and someone on the internet tells you ur perfect ur gonna believe them
a picture of my neighbor with an ipad has almost 2000 notes fjdslkjfksaklf i quit